The Kiwi accent is an anomaly at the best of times and to understand those Kiwi
pricks blokes is always a nightmare. Their accent is a mixture of British, Australian and dare I say South African all rolled up into balls of misinterpreted conversations filled with many an awkward silence and polite nod. For instance the following sentence: “Do you want to come and sit on my deck”. Pretty straight forward right? Not for a Kiwi wanker dude though. If he were to say that sentence it would sound very different and be misinterpreted as an extremely blatant pick up line. Lost? Check out the classic clip to get up to speed.
Pure genius right?
You stay classy.