Chuck Norris Sticks It To Jean-Claude

I’m sure most of you caught the clip of Jean-Claude Van Damme doing the splits between two moving Volvo trucks recently. If not, check it out here. The clip is an advert which “demonstrates the stability and precision of Volvo Dynamic Steering” and is pure genius. Whilst I have my doubts over the legitimacy of the advert, I wouldn’t put it past a broseph like JCVD. In his day Jean-Claude flew kicked his way through the underbelly of humanity one distressed damsel at a time. I even remember him Kung-Powing a cobra at one point. He grabbed the reptile and Judo-Chopped it in the neck, instantly killing it. No bullshit! Despite this, he never quite reached the badass levels of one Chuck Norris. So naturally after seeing Jean-Claude’s impressive feat in the Volvo ad, Chuck decided to show Jean-boi over here how to really do the splits. This is brilliant!

You stay classy.

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