You’ve got to hand it to ol’ Matty. He’s upped his game in recent years and moved beyond the blonde-haired, blue-eyed bugger with the southern drawl that had chicks weak at the knees the world over. Whilst he may still possesses this power over the women of the world, he’s recently taken on roles which have required him to do more than simply take his shirt off and smile. His brief cameo in ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’ was worthy of an Oscar alone, whilst his performance in ‘Dallas Buyers Club’ was incredible and saw him scoop an Oscar for Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role. How then is it possible that Matty went from winning an Oscar to acting in a trio of Lincoln adverts? Sure it’s an easy gig but really? Matt sits there and drawls on about some spaced out opinions on why we are here and how long he’s been driving a Lincoln for blah blah blah. Fuck me, at one stage there is even a live bull thrown in the mix. It wasn’t long before someone decided that enough was enough. Thankfully that someone was Jim Carrey. This is pure genius!
Take 05:29 out of your Monday morning and watch these Ultimate Fails of October from the chaps at Fail Army. There is honestly no better way to kick off your Monday! Oh greatness, the groom at 01:04 and the chick who’s trying to sell her cat throughout cracked me up. Oh and the roller coaster chap at 04:43! Expect your fair share of nut-shots, scorpions, face-plants and parkour-style bails.
For no other reason than it’s a Thursday, here is a compilation of humans plough their heads and/or faces into mother earth. Some are at pace, others are not. Either way, this shit is funny.
The one moment in any wipe out which I derive the greatest amount of satisfaction from is most certainly the one after the fact. The person’s reaction is priceless and their attempt to deal with the fast approaching pain is pure entertainment to me. Some lie in their heap of misery and wail to themselves whilst others prefer to hide their face in shame as they cuss at the group of friends who are laughing at them. My favourites are those who spring to their feet immediately and run around as if nothing has happened. Jeez it fills me with glee! There are a couple of those guys in this compilation.
Oh my gosh! I am literally drizzing at my desk at the moment. I cannot begin to explain how much satisfaction I have just derived from this compilation. It is just too funny. You’ve all heard about this ALS Ice Bucket Challenge which has done the rounds recently much like the Neknomination vibe we experienced earlier in the year. Whilst downing a few beers was fun, this challenge is just fucking stupid in my opinion. Sure it’s for a worthy cause and yes said cause has been highlighted in the process and received a boost in funds because of the challenge, but fuck-me it’s as hypocritical as it comes. The okes who punt the wholes ‘save water’ vibe must be wondering what they’ve done wrong to deserve this. Moving along, being humans we naturally have a tendency to go big or go home. Sometimes this idea gets pulled off, other times not. This is a compilation of the nots. I almost wet my pants at 1:38 because I was laughing so hard! Ah fuck it’s a beautiful thing!
You know what I say: Another month, another compilation of humans wiping out and what better way to kick off both your week and your spring month with said compilation? You’ll find the usual BMX/Skateboarding wipeouts which will have you feeling both nauseous and joyous at the same time whilst the selection of shots to the face are great. My personal favourites are the dude at 01:00 who comes seriously short on an escalator – to the absolute delight of the cameraman – and the lady at 01:28 you redefines the meaning of the words face plant. Speaking of face plants, the biker at 02:34 eats it as hard!
This is a pure class, classically Kiwi, beer advert and it’s gold! Pure gold I tell ya! I haven’t seen advertising like this since ages ago and although the advert has been around for some time, anything which possesses this
level of class deserves a mention on The Noblest Rogue. It’s 45 seconds of pure enjoyment, so do yourself a favour.