How was your weekend gentlemen? Good? Mine certainly was and I’m looking forward to another cracking week. I’ve got lots to keep me busy. You know, places to be, people to see blah blah blah. Miranda has helped us to get this Monday off to something of a decent start but after a killer weekend, I feel like Monday is in need of that extra kick to get her moving! Bearing that in mind, here’s an awesome little water sport fail compilation. The beauty about this compilation is that I don’t feel as bad laughing at these fools as I do others. It’s because I know that they’re falling into aqua which is not as painful as say falling onto terra firma. Either way, both scenarios are hilarious. Continue reading
It’s been a long week and I’m in need of a little laugh on this fine Friday morning and what better way to have a chuckle at my desk than with the king of the Pooter, Jack Vale, farting in Hollywood. Jeez I love this kind of childish shit and could watch them all day. In fact, let me throw in an extra Jack Vale farting video for shits and giggles. There you go, two for the price of one. Enjoy.
I did not expect this compilation to be this funny. In fact, I wasn’t sure what to expect? Groomsman feinting, overly excited couples wiping out on the d-floor, bouquet catching wipeouts and whatnot? I suppose that these are all a given when talking wedding fails and this compilation doesn’t disappoint in that department. What convinced me, however, that this wasn’t your run-of-the-mill wedding fails compilation was the second fail of the entire video at 00:14 which sees a man – who I presume is the groom – pick up his new wife, place her on his shoulder like a tackling-bag, and run with her straight into a door. Priceless!
Kicking off your Tuesday is a compilation of close-calls. I know the feeling and I’m sure you do too. When the world around you slows down and you begin to rapidly question why it is that you are doing what you are busy doing. Seconds feel like hours and you feel powerless as you see the fast approaching doom. At times you eat it hard but on the rare occasion you get out of it unscathed and thank your lucky stars. This is that kind of compilation.
If there is anything Samuel L. Jackson knows how to do, it’s how to drop a mother*cker in the middle of a sentence. Samuel L. has used this phrase so often in his career that I wouldn’t be surprised if there a clause exists within his contacts which states that he can drop it when and where he feels like it, regardless of what the script says. This edit sits at about 3 minutes 30, with a motherf*cker being dropped by Samuel L. every second. That’s roughly 210 motherf*cker’s. Incredible.
Another month, another compilation from Fail Army. I love it and I know that you do too. Ah the twister pleasure we all derive from other people’s misfortunes! It get’s me warm inside and brings a smile to my face. Personal highlights from this compilation is the dude who manages to scorpion on his neck at 03:41 and the big guy at 05:45 who is clearly rushing on something illegal. The sound effects at 09:00 are worth mentioning too.