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Move aside Kate Upton, Hannah Ferguson is in the building. Considered to be the next best thing in the world of lingerie, Hannah hails from Texas and is a thorough-bred ‘Murican beauty who ticks every box of a super-duper babe in the making. She’s starred in Carl’s Jr. adverts in the States – past alums include Upton, Kardashian and Ratajkowski – and is a rookie in the latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Magazine. Here she is for GQ mag.
It may have taken its time to arrive but now that summer is here, I’m keen to make use of it. There’s no doubt that Cape Town has a plethora of things to do during silly season and if you don’t get out and about, you might miss out on some serious fun. In all honesty, you don’t really have any excuses not to get out because of the amount of daylight we get during the summer. During the winter we look at pure darkness after 18h30 whilst in summer we’re blessed with sunsets closer to 20h30. Hell, you can still catch a tan on Clifton at 20h00 during the summer. What a pleasure! Another blessing in the Fairest Cape are our beaches. Blistering white sand, fresh blue ocean and sun-kissed bodies are how I’ve remembered my summers in the Cape and I’m planning on making more of these memories this summer. On Blue Flag Beaches nonetheless and it’s a privilege to say that the Western Cape holds 27 of these Blue Flag beaches.
Holy moly! How’s this beauty? Natalya Sergeyevna Polevshchikova – or Natasha Poly for short (thank fuck for that shortening) – is a Russian model who has appeared in many advertisement campaigns, including Gucci, Prada, Louis Vuitton, Roberto Cavalli, H&M, Calvin Klein, Givenchy, Jimmy Choo, MaxMara and Dolce & Gabbana to name but a few and in 2012 was declared an icon by model.com. She’s a classic runway sort of model with the high cheekbones and long legs who doesn’t mind taking her kit off. Like she does in this shoot for the German Vogue.
I’m not sure how Emily DiDonato hasn’t featured on The Noblest Rogue yet? I mean she is incredible and I’m all about incredible! She’s an american model with Italian, Irish, and Native American ancestry, who has been a Victoria Secret’s model since 2009, was made the face of Giorgio Armani’s fragrance Acqua Di Gioia in 2010 and has eyes which would stop traffic. What more could you ask for?
Let me categorically state that I did not sit through the entirety of J-Lo’s latest music video – titled ‘Booty’ – because of the quality of music. In fact I tend to throw things against walls when I hear a J-Lo song playing. The only reason I sat through this music video was because it was an opportunity to watch Jennifer Lopez selling her soul to the devil of twerking and booty-shaking. I mean fuck me! It’s basically an admittance that your music will not sell you records, but your ass will. Pathetic! But erotic at the same time. Jeez, I am confused.