Let me categorically state that I did not sit through the entirety of J-Lo’s latest music video – titled ‘Booty’ – because of the quality of music. In fact I tend to throw things against walls when I hear a J-Lo song playing. The only reason I sat through this music video was because it was an opportunity to watch Jennifer Lopez selling her soul to the devil of twerking and booty-shaking. I mean fuck me! It’s basically an admittance that your music will not sell you records, but your ass will. Pathetic! But erotic at the same time. Jeez, I am confused.