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I’M EXCITED FOR ‘INHERENT VICE’

It has been awhile since a movie has held this much potential in my eyes. Most of what has been on the local circuit in recent months has been absolute trash whilst those which have been worth the time, I’ve managed to miss. Somehow I don’t think that I’ll be missing this one, despite living by the mantra that you should never judge a book movie by its cover trailer. Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson – who also directed ‘Boogie Nights’, ‘Magnolia’ and ‘There Will Be Blood’‘Inherent Vice’ tells the story of a 1970’s private eye in Los Angeles who investigates the disappearance of a former girlfriend. The cast is about as shit-hot as you’ll find in Hollywood with the likes of Joaquin Phoenix, Josh Brolin, Owen Wilson, Reese Witherspoon, Benicio Del Toro and Eric Roberts set to keep you entertained throughout. Yes, I just said Eric Roberts.

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‘THE HOMESMAN’ HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE AN EPIC WESTERN

They don’t make enough Western films anymore so when one comes around, it always catches my attention. I have an affinity to Westerns because I was raised on John Wayne and Clint Eastwood films which told stories of hard gunmen standing up for what was right in the Old West and I derive much of my sense of honour from these Spaghetti Western’s of yesteryear. They were gritty and real and the difference between right and wrong or good and evil was a clearly visible line drawn in the sands of a dusty town on the border of Mexico. ‘The Homesman’ has all the makings of an epic Western and I truly hope that it lives up to its trailer. I have, however, learnt that one should never judge a film by its trailer. The film stars Tommy Lee Jones and Hilary Swank, which is as good a place to start as any.

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‘THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN’ REMAKE COULD BE A GOODIE

I’ve aired my grievances when it comes to Hollywood remakes so I won’t rehash the same complaint again, however, I must stress that this grievance weighs heaviest on my shoulders when dealing with classic horror remakes. Nothing can compare to the horror films that came out of the 1970’s. The blood, guts and ‘special effects’ were so bad and the frights so predictable, that they took on a cult status with 1970’s horror fans and modern-day horror fans alike. Yet, despite their obvious pitfalls, these movies honestly scared the living shit out of people when they were released. What hope do filmmakers have of recreating the same fear amongst modern-day viewers? ‘The Town That Dreaded Sundown’ was a classic in 1976, will this modern-day remake live up to its predecessor?

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KEANU REEVES DOES KICKASS AGAIN IN ‘JOHN WICK’

Starring in the successful Matrix Trilogy did wonders for the career of Keanu Reeves. Before that – barring ‘Speed’ – he was starring in average ‘dude’ type movies playing pot-smokin’ airheads, but since Neo, he has proved his ability to hand out an ass kicking in more than one film. If we’re honest, this is all we really want to see Keanu do. I’m not interested in seeing him trying to woo some chick who has a terminal illness. Nah! I wanna see him unloading clip after clip at scores of mobsters, or roundhouse kicking someone to the face as the rain pelts down. Thankfully, ‘John Wick’ looks like the type of film to offer us this sort of entertainment.

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‘SERENA’ LOOKS LIKE A THRILLING ERA-FILM

Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper have teamed up again as newlyweds in this 1930’s era thriller about the North Carolina based Pemberton timber Empire. Having previously worked together on critically acclaimed dramas ‘Silver Linings Playbook’ and ‘American Hustle’, it seems like the two enjoy making movies together which have Academy Awards written all over them and this has me excited for ‘Serena’. The story sees Lawrence play Serena, who proves herself to be equal to any man by overseeing loggers, hunting rattle-snakes and even saving someone’s life in the wilderness. The passionate pair have power and influence in the palm of their hands, but things start to unravel when Serena discovers George’s hidden past and struggles with her own inability to conceive. Thrilling!

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‘THE CALLING’ LOOKS THRILLING

Here’s a movie which has the makings of a thriller the likes of ‘Se7en’ or even ‘The Silence of The Lambs.’ ‘The Calling’ tells the story of a small town cop – Susan Sarandon – who has to deal with a string of gruesome murders in the surrounding countryside, which ultimately brings her face to face with a serial killer driven by a higher calling. What is most interesting of all is that this film is directed my South African born Jason Stone, who is – I believe – making is directing début. It has a couple other big name actors including Donald Sutherland, Topher Grace and Gil Bellows.

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BEFORE THEY WERE FAMOUS: A COLLECTION OF 80’S & 90’S COMMERCIALS

We all have to start somewhere in our careers. For some of us it’s answering a phone, scrubbing down a bar or pumping over some fermenting wine. It’s a part of life which, unless you strike it lucky, we all have to deal with. Often times it means sucking up a bit of pride and do something which is piss-boring and a waste of our time in our opinion. But that’s how it goes. Even big shot celebrities like Brad Pitt, Matt LeBlanc, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ben Affleck, Tina Fey and Meg Ryan had to slog it when they were no bodies. The problem with their slogging was that it involved them acting in shitty commercials, punting brands like McDonalds, Burger King, Pringles and some sort of haemorrhoid cream. Shame. But look where they’ve ended up.

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