Oh my gosh! I am literally drizzing at my desk at the moment. I cannot begin to explain how much satisfaction I have just derived from this compilation. It is just too funny. You’ve all heard about this ALS Ice Bucket Challenge which has done the rounds recently much like the Neknomination vibe we experienced earlier in the year. Whilst downing a few beers was fun, this challenge is just fucking stupid in my opinion. Sure it’s for a worthy cause and yes said cause has been highlighted in the process and received a boost in funds because of the challenge, but fuck-me it’s as hypocritical as it comes. The okes who punt the wholes ‘save water’ vibe must be wondering what they’ve done wrong to deserve this. Moving along, being humans we naturally have a tendency to go big or go home. Sometimes this idea gets pulled off, other times not. This is a compilation of the nots. I almost wet my pants at 1:38 because I was laughing so hard! Ah fuck it’s a beautiful thing!
You know what I say: Another month, another compilation of humans wiping out and what better way to kick off both your week and your spring month with said compilation? You’ll find the usual BMX/Skateboarding wipeouts which will have you feeling both nauseous and joyous at the same time whilst the selection of shots to the face are great. My personal favourites are the dude at 01:00 who comes seriously short on an escalator – to the absolute delight of the cameraman – and the lady at 01:28 you redefines the meaning of the words face plant. Speaking of face plants, the biker at 02:34 eats it as hard!
It’s been a long week and I’m in need of a little laugh on this fine Friday morning and what better way to have a chuckle at my desk than with the king of the Pooter, Jack Vale, farting in Hollywood. Jeez I love this kind of childish shit and could watch them all day. In fact, let me throw in an extra Jack Vale farting video for shits and giggles. There you go, two for the price of one. Enjoy.
Kicking off your Tuesday is a compilation of close-calls. I know the feeling and I’m sure you do too. When the world around you slows down and you begin to rapidly question why it is that you are doing what you are busy doing. Seconds feel like hours and you feel powerless as you see the fast approaching doom. At times you eat it hard but on the rare occasion you get out of it unscathed and thank your lucky stars. This is that kind of compilation.
Roommates. Housemates. Call them what you will, it’s important to find a middle ground with them and to respect that place. Sometimes we catch a break and end up with a couple beauts who we get along with like a house on fire. Other times, we don’t and end up experiencing awkward silences within our very own homes. This is unacceptable in my opinion. It’s unacceptable in Jimmy Tatro’s experience too. Here are a few tips from Jimmy-mah-boi on how to get rid of any unwanted roommates.
I am literally sitting at my desk weeping with delight at this video. Some sort of cosmic alignment must have been in process when this poor sod decided to show off his skills on a trampoline. It’s tough to explain it beyond that. It is priceless. Think trampoline, dude, attempted backflip, shed wall in close proximity and an excited dog. Like I said, I am weeping with joy right now and the office ladies are giving me a weird look, so I’d better run. Enjoy.
Good ol’ Roman Atwood is up to his tricks again. We’re all aware that there is one word you should never say to or in front of any Afro-American and should you happen to let it slip in their presence – whether it was aimed at them or not – you are likely to catch a beat down of gangster proportions. Of course your favourite prankster, Roman Atwood, decided to see how far he could push the Afro-American’s sense of humour on his own turf. Because he can. And because ‘neighbour’ sounds a lot like the word we shall not speak when spoken quickly.