I wouldn’t mind being a footie player. Kick a ball around once – maybe twice – a week in front of millions of fans, get paid big bucks for it and get to date some of the finest beauties this planet has to offer. Sheez, sounds like fun. Sign me up. With the World Cup well under way and with Spain having being knocked out – insert expletive here – I’m still searching for a little gees to get me going. Having a look at the various WAGs who have made their way to Brazil to support their significant other, maybe be the gees-cocktail I’ve been looking for.